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If i were dating you, what would we eat regularly .3.

moticolev:

narutoxpro:

pam-lovesdeadpool:

I dunno ._. 

Love and pizza?? dunno

yay pizza

Wait….. You would eat love?

YES BECAUSE… EH… *throws pizza at your face* Do you wanna join or what?

I caught my dog sleeping. I love her.

asylum-art:

Logan Zillmer: Surreal photography

Michigan-based conceptual photographer Logan Zillmer brings surreal dream worlds to life in his imaginative blend of photography and digital manipulation.

jigglypinkbutts:

raynoreqearthplayer:

wuts the joke here?

Sylveon evolves with love, but Umbreon evolves with friendship. After having sex the Umbreon realized she only liked the Sylveon as a friend, which is disappointing for the Sylveon, because he feels much more strongly than her.

The joke is heartbreak.

horror movie opening scene
white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
me: *sees something with the word "robot" in it*
me: well, this obviously pertains to all my interests
Reblog if you don’t mind getting asks while you’re offline

theolcanadamantiummountainman:

the-ghostly-firefly:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

IT’S THE BEST THING TO COME BACK TO

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