Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
3dboyfriends
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
it’s called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”
I call this one the Megahorny
Just cram an entire table lamp up there
Me every time this post crosses my dash:
recreationallyscolded
My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.
Plate.
I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog
How you gonna do us like that bruh???
ITS BACK
M U S H R O O M
en garde
“Plus my partner’s into makin’ slick collectables if you want one. He’s soooo talented! Nyuk nyuk!”
theyre in love
Still losing my mind over the Animal Crossing series having a Turnip seller, Bug Catching enthusiast and whoever the hell this Beaver was who used to look like this
But now for New Horizons they look like this
Complete bimbo/babyfication
it's their grandkids, are they not allowed to retire??
Absolutely not
It's granddaughter and sons, and CJ even drags his dad saying he doesn't actually know how to fish just eat them.
The new characters are a treat. Daisymae will send you bamboo shoots if you buy turnips often enough, Flick will basically pay off your house with his love of bugs, and CJ will talk about his boyfriend and buy fish, as well as hold the fishing tourneys in a much better way than old games.
Tom, Timmy and Tommy haven't aged because they're tanuki which are often considered yokai.
Blathers and the Able sisters got in with Nook early so he shares his power with them.
Kicks started as a young skunk so he can slowly age with the series.
Gulliver is essentially a sailor's ghost stuck to sail the seas.
yeah that all tracks
despicable me is a valid movie facebook moms just decided the minions were funny instead of paying attention to the found family message that it was actually about
it was simply about a bald russian man with fucked up legs that learned that loving his three adopted daughters is more important than stealing the moon
i like my coffee how i like my coffee—i like my coffee :- )
Agdgsgsgsg I’m LIVING for this Reef2Reef thread. This guy was worried about his urchins getting sunburnt so he made them little hats
IT GETS BETTER
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If you can't picture her throwing a molotov... she's not the one, bro.
Audio plsssss
People in 2016: Lol, the world’s not going to end just because Trump’s President. There’s a limit to what a President can do. What’s the worst that can happen?
April 2020:
